“Now why did you have to go and ruin such a nice post with the words ‘Pesach cleaning’?!”
She raises a perfectly valid point, of course.
And normally, I wouldn’t mention such an unpleasant matter. But the thing is – blogging about cleaning is part and parcel of my new and innovative approach to preparing for Pesach.
Here’s the basic outline*:
|Stage I||Denial||Tu B’Shvat - Purim|
|Stage II||Talking and blogging about cleaning in lieu of doing anything constructive||Shushan Purim - A week before Pesach|
|Stage III||Panicking||A week before Pesach – Erev Pesach|
If you think about it, you’ll realize that it’s a brilliant system. After all, there’s very little actual cleaning involved…
* Results may vary. The Our Shiputzim management is neither responsible nor liable for any and all undesirable outcomes. Void where prohibited.