The Our Shiputzim R&D department is pleased to announce the beta release of a complex algorithm which can determine a reader’s age group.
Please feel free to try it. You’re likely to find it surprisingly accurate. All you need to do is answer a single question:
When you heard that “HaGevurah” – הגבורה - (fortitude, heroism) is the new shevet's name, your immediate reaction most closely resembled:
[a] “HaGevurah sounds like a very nice name. What’s not to like about it? After all, gevurah is the midah (trait) of Yitzchak Avinu. I’m sure that the kids in the new shevet are very pleased with their new name.”
[b] “I’m so glad that we didn’t get that name…”
[c] “Oof! Why were we stuck with this name?! Why couldn’t they have given us a normal name?!”
[d] “I’m glad that they got rid of that name this year…”
If you picked [a], you are over the age of 30.
If you picked [b], you are between the ages of 16-29.
If you picked [c], you are in 9th grade.
If you picked [d], you are in 8th grade or below.