KCC and some family lore

The latest Kosher Cooking Carnival is available here.

Special thanks to Batya for including my crumb bar post.

Thanks also to my mother, who not only gave me the recipe but also provided some family history.

As it turns out, my mother received the recipe from HER mother – i.e. my grandmother a”h - who had adapted it from a recipe SHE got from a relative in New Jersey*.

To me, what’s particularly interesting is that although it isn’t a new recipe, it calls for oil rather than margarine or shortening. So, in addition to all their other virtues, these bars were also ahead of their time…

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*Yes, of COURSE it makes a difference that it was NJ and not, say, PA or DE. Why do you ask? ;-)

Arba minim musings

Several arba minim related thoughts:

(1) If our local email discussion group is any indication, the Shiputzim sons are among the very small minority of boys and young men in our neighborhood who are NOT selling arba minim…

(2) Growing up in the States, most boys – including my brothers (who will – I’m sure - correct me if I’m wrong :-)) - didn’t get their own 4 minim until they were relatively old. (YZG was the exception to the rule, because his father was in charge of supplying 4 minim to their entire community.)

Yet, here in Israel, where prices are significantly lower, even young kids have their own sets.

For instance, we start purchasing sets for our boys as soon as they commit to coming to shul every morning (i.e. 3^rd or 4^th grade).

(3) And finally, as you may recall, after shmitah, our aravah tree was extremely overgrown, and thus, immediately after Succot, we pruned the tree.

However, based on my training and well-deserved reputation as an internationally-acclaimed gardening expert, as further proof of my ignorance, I believed that we had cut off way too much. Indeed, I was convinced that this year, we wouldn’t even have enough aravot for ourselves.

But, shockingly, to no one’s surprise but my own, the aravot soon grew back, and B”H, we once again are blessed with a bumper crop:

 

And so, I reiterate our offer from last year: We would be glad to provide any readers who happen to be near TRLEOOB* with aravot. If you are interested, please contact us at OurShiputzim at gmail dot com.

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The latest edition of Haveil Havalim is available here.

Special thanks to Benji for including my gan meeting post.

Quick and easy crumb bars

Here in TRLEOOB*, the dessert at our seudah hamafseket (the festive meal right before Yom Kippur) always consists of something we call “Crumb Cake”.

In truth, it’s not really cake. Indeed, most people would probably call them Crumb Bars or even Jam Squares.

Either way, it’s the perfect way to start off the fast. It’s light, not overly sweet, and very easy to make.

And if you happen to have any leftovers, they work well after the fast too!

 Special thanks to my mother for giving me this recipe. (Maybe she can explain why we call it Crumb Cake? :-) )

Ingredients

• 1 cup sugar
• 3 cups flour
• 2 heaping tsp baking powder (i.e. one envelope for our Israeli readers)
• 2 eggs
• 2 tsp vanilla or almond extract (we like vanilla)
• 1 cup oil (I use canola)
• Any flavor jelly, jam, marmalade or preserves (we prefer strawberry)
• An additional 1/2 – 3/4 c. flour for the crumbs

Directions

Combine dry ingredients. Add eggs and extract. Slowly add oil, and knead dough by hand. Spread 2/3 of dough into a baking-paper-lined (or greased) 9x13 baking pan. Spread jelly over dough in pan. Add extra flour to remaining dough to form crumbs. Cover jelly with crumbs. Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes or until golden-brown. Remove from oven. Cut into bars but leave them in the pan until they are cool.

Update:  I wrote more about these bars’ history here.

גמר חתימה טובה

May you have an easy and meaningful fast, and may we all be inscribed and sealed in the Book of Life for a good, sweet, happy, healthy, prosperous, and peaceful new year!

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A never ending source of amusement

What’s funnier than the world’s top comedy clubs?

Four words:

The annual gan meeting.

Yes, you read that correctly. The meeting where the gannenet tells the parents about all her plans for the coming year is – as far as I’m concerned – a great place to go to enjoy a good chuckle.

After all, consider the following:

• The gan meeting is the third most important date on the gannenet’s calendar. (The first two are the Chanukah party and the end-of-the-year graduation party.)
• Even though it’s only a preschool meeting – and, really, how much is there to talk about?! - the gannenet takes the gathering very, very, VERY seriously.
• In fact, the gannenet spends three days preparing the kids for the big event (a la the Shloshet Yemei Hagbalah). She has the kids make an arts and crafts project for their parents’ benefit, and although they’re  not even going to be there, the kids are encouraged to think that nothing could be more exciting than having their parents visit the gan.
• The gannenet gets all dressed up for the occasion – including makeup, shaitel (if she’s so inclined), etc.
• Assuming that the sayat (aide) knows her place,  she also wears nice clothes, but as befitting her station, she’s careful not to overshadow the gannenet.
• When the parents arrive, the gannenet proudly shows them their kids’ artwork. The parents are then required to figure out which project was made by their own offspring. (“Hmm. Maybe this one on the right is my son’s? If I hold my head to one side and squint, that squiggle over there kinda looks like the first letter of his name…”)
• The parents are then given art supplies and asked to prepare a project as a surprise for the kids. (No, I’m DEFINITELY not kidding about this one…)
• While the parents sit there coloring, stringing beads, and gluing (!!), the gannenet talks about the gan. (Of course, she could’ve just typed all this information up on 1-2 sheets of paper, but then she wouldn’t have had an excuse for the meeting…)
• Finally, there are always refreshments. And we’re not talking about a plate of stale Bamba either. For instance, at a recent meeting, each parent received a fresh chocolate croissant and a bag of chocolate milk.

See what I mean?

But before you go check out one of these never-ending sources of amusement, I should warn you that it’s very bad form to use the words “enjoyable” and “gan meeting” in the same sentence.

Indeed, it’s de rigueur to insist that they’re boring, inconvenient, completely unnecessary, and a total waste of time.

All of which is quite true.

And yet… and yet…

{swallows hard and gets up the courage to make a confession}

These meetings always make me laugh.

{glares defiantly at all the shocked faces}

I can’t help it. They’re just so ridiculously, absurdly, and hysterically funny…

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The latest edition of Havel Havelim is available both here and here.

Special thanks to Batya for including my most recent "kumsitz cuisine" post. (I confess that despite – or, perhaps, as a result of - my Tzom-Gedaliah-induced hunger, poikeh doesn’t sound very appealing right now…)

.צום קל ומועיל

May you have an easy and meaningful fast, and may all the fast days soon be transformed into festivals and days of joy.

Freshly Baked Goods Friday: Rosh Hashanah edition

The other night, the Resident Ulpanistit and I baked challah. As is the custom right before Rosh Hashanah, we made enough to separate challah with a brachah.

Here are the results of our efforts:

 

Another baked (or oven-cooked, to be more precise) Rosh Hashanah offering from the kitchen here in TRLEOOB* is tzimmes:

 The  recipe comes from last year's tzimmes post, which – oddly enough – still holds the Our Shiputzim record for greatest number of comments…

Finally, the entire staff wishes all our readers a wonderful, happy, healthy, and sweet new year.

לשנה טובה תכתבו ותחתמו

!לאלתר לחיים טובים ולשלום

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*TRLEOOB=the real life equivalent of our blog

Membership has its privileges

I should probably warn you.

Here in TRLEOOB*, we’ve declared this the Year of the National Parks.

Or, to put it in blogging terms, you may be seeing a significant number of posts about Israel’s national parks.

Let me explain. (All together now, “No, there is too much. Let me sum up...”)

Back in August – you know, that lazy, halcyon, and far-off time when homework, making lunches and getting everyone out in the morning were but distant memories – YZG and I decided, pretty much on the spur of the moment, to become members of the Israel Nature and Parks Authority.

You see, we realized that if we visited at least three national parks within one year, a twelve-month family membership would more than pay for itself.

And so we joined.

Since then, we’ve been to two parks - watch this space for further details – and we’re hoping that Chol Hamoed Succot will IY”H help take us way over the break-even line.

Indeed, as you can imagine, we’re determined to maximize our investment by going to as many national parks this year as possible.

In other words, if you look carefully, you just may detect a pattern both to our upcoming tiyulim (trips) and to many of my future posts.

So, if you happen to be visiting any one of Israel’s beautiful national parks over the course of the coming year, please be sure to come over and say hello.

You shouldn’t have any trouble recognizing us.

We’ll be the ones with the Heblish-speaking children…

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