Recently, the Resident Ulpanistit got a 95 on a test.
Now, I realize that no one wants to read a long, dull post about all of the Shiputzim children’s amazing accomplishments BA”H.
But I just had to share the Resident Ulpanistit’s grade with you, because, you see, her test was on… handstands.
I’m sure you’ll all agree that nothing more needs to be said, and so I’ll conclude with the Resident Ulpanistit’s explanation:
“I got 90, because I stood on my hands with only one girl holding me up. (If two girls hold you up, you get 80, and if no one holds you up, you get 100.) And then I got another 5 points for hishtadlut (effort)…”
You can’t make this stuff up.
!שבת שלום ומבורך